Fools Rush in to Offer Advice to Supposedly Hapless Single People
Um, I don’t need a survival guide for Valentine’s Day

In my first book about single people, Singled Out: How Singles Are Stereotyped, Stigmatized, and Ignored, and Still Live Happily Ever After, I included a section about Valentine’s Day:
If you want to see fools rush in to provide well-meaning advice to hapless single people, buy a ticket for Valentine’s Day. One of my favorite examples appeared in USA Weekend in 2003, under the title “How to survive Valentine’s Day without a sweetie.” Here’s what it said.
“Valentine’s Day alone need not be depressing or embarrassing; you can survive and even thrive without a lover if you plan accordingly. These tips come from dating guru Jennifer Frye:
1. Don’t just sit at home and mope. Keep your spirits high by getting together with other single friends. Make dinner, watch empowering movies (The War of the Roses is a good one) and talk trash about love.
2. If you have no single friends, take the day for yourself. Do something fun: Take yourself shopping, go for a nice lunch, go to a museum. No errands today!
3. Avoid romantic restaurants and bars. The scene will just remind you of your loneliness.
4. For a little end-of-the-day affection, kiss your pets, if you have any.”
The guru is so smart that she knows without asking that if you have arrived at Valentine’s Day without a sweetie then you are miserable. Moreover, you are also stupid, and cannot figure out how to survive this tragedy without professional help.
Your first option, if you have some friends who are also losers, is to hide at home with them and cook your own dinner. I would not make fun of the suggestion to watch an empowering movie if the example of a “good one” involved strong, successful, happy singles. Instead, the guru expects singles to be empowered by a story in which a husband runs over his wife’s cat, and his wife cooks his dog for dinner, just to spite each other.
If you don’t have a sweetie and you don’t have any single friends, either, then you will have to play more than one role so you can pretend you are not alone. You get to be the grown up who “takes” the kid out for a really special day, and you also get to be the pathetic single person patted on the head by the indulgent adult.
Even without a sweetie or a single friend, you may still be salvageable. Perhaps you have some pets. If so, then you can kiss them.
If you have no sweetie, no single friends, and no pets, the guru is apparently stumped. She’s out of advice.
In fairness, I will admit that USA Weekend did also offer Valentine’s Day instructions for people who do have sweeties. Even coupled people need advice if their sweeties turn out to be imperfect. Take, for example, the problem of the “good guy who’s a lousy kisser.” To “handle” him, you can “stop the kiss as soon as it turns bad” and “without being obvious, use thumbs to clean up after a wet kisser.”
Frankly, I think the advice given to the person drowning in their sweetie’s kisses should parallel the advice given to singles. Here are some suggestions:
§ Keep your spirits high by fantasizing about getting back to your own home where no grown adults will be slobbering all over you.
§ Avoid romantic restaurants and bars. They will only remind you of all of the other drooling kissers.
§ For a really good kiss, look to your dogs. They are neater.
[End of excerpt from Singled Out.]

2021: A More Enlightened Valentine’s Day?
The kinds of articles I mocked in Singled Out continued to be standard fare on Valentine’s Day, year after year. I think things are finally starting to change for the better. Here are two examples from 2021.
Online, Good Morning America featured the story, “Kamala Harris’ late-in-life love story an example of changing trend.” Of course, the writer effused about Harris marrying for the first time at age 50. But she also gave me a chance to weigh in, about all the ways that Harris already had love in her life long before she met her husband. I also said something else which was not included: “As much as Kamala Harris may love and value her husband, she did not NEED a husband to lead a full, joyful, consequential life filled with love and purpose and meaning.”
Another example of an enlightened story first appeared at The Conversation and has already been republished widely. In “Single on Valentine’s Day and happily so,” Elizabeth Brake said, “Not everyone wants romantic partnership and many single people see solo life as more conducive to flourishing and autonomy.” If you have heard of the concept of “amatonormativity,” you have Professor Brake to thank for that. She introduced it in her book, Minimizing Marriage.
[Want to learn more? Take a look at this collection of articles on all sorts of topics relevant to single life. Watch my TEDX talk, “What no one ever told you about people who are single.” Check out my website. Find my other stories on Medium here. Disclosure: Links to books may include affiliate links.]